Tuesday, July 27, 2010

An Open Letter To Nature

Dear Mother Nature,

This weather sucks. For almost the entire month temperatures have been in the low 30°C range, and the humidity? Unbearable. This heat is making me and my dear friends sick, not to mention cranky. Especially when your parents don't believe in using the air conditioning on a regular basis because it costs money. Oh, and could you please stop tantalizing us with the prospect of cooler weather brought by a thunderstorm only to crank the heat back up on high?  Are you listening, Mother Nature?? Ah, fuck it. Because I have something you don't...

Kick Ass Hat (Courtesy of Raven Muse)
Take that, Mother Nature.

Sincerely,
Enigmatic Labyrinth

2 comments:

Viminalis said...

Hmmm... not exactly the Ascot Races look fair lady...
The Raven did a good Eliza impersonation

Design By Raven Muse said...

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plains.

However, in Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire, hurricanes hardly ever happen and I would certainly plan my holiday at any of those locations.

I have my servant packing my bags now! I may even be easily suggested to travel further south.