Tuesday, July 27, 2010

An Open Letter To Nature

Dear Mother Nature,

This weather sucks. For almost the entire month temperatures have been in the low 30°C range, and the humidity? Unbearable. This heat is making me and my dear friends sick, not to mention cranky. Especially when your parents don't believe in using the air conditioning on a regular basis because it costs money. Oh, and could you please stop tantalizing us with the prospect of cooler weather brought by a thunderstorm only to crank the heat back up on high?  Are you listening, Mother Nature?? Ah, fuck it. Because I have something you don't...

Kick Ass Hat (Courtesy of Raven Muse)
Take that, Mother Nature.

Enigmatic Labyrinth


Viminalis said...

Hmmm... not exactly the Ascot Races look fair lady...
The Raven did a good Eliza impersonation

Design By Raven Muse said...

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plains.

However, in Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire, hurricanes hardly ever happen and I would certainly plan my holiday at any of those locations.

I have my servant packing my bags now! I may even be easily suggested to travel further south.